September 14, 2004

I Knew It!

I have long suspected, but never been able to prove, that Barbara Walters was actually a cyborg--a cyborg with super-special mind rays that cause human tear ducts to overflow.

But now, I have proof! And from the horse's mouth, so to speak:

"My claim to fame, the reason for my success, is that I do not perspire and I rarely have to go to the bathroom."

She must be a cyborg! Either that or a reptile/insect hybid...

Posted by Big Arm Woman at September 14, 2004 08:41 AM
Comments

That's the opposite of the Duke of Wellington. Advice to newly commissioned officers : Never neglect an opportunity to pump ship.

Posted by: Ron Hardin at September 14, 2004 10:27 AM

Who knew that being constipated was a requirement of success?

Posted by: LittleA at September 14, 2004 12:55 PM

My urinary frequency has kept me from many a success...I really do believe that! And I'm a sweaty mess like your own Big Armed Self....

Happy Birthday by the way! We need to go celebrate!

As for Apple Paltrow-Martin...if only she had not chosen such a MAJOR fruit - the apple is not only associated with sin and computers, but body part(s). Sheesh!

Posted by: Belle at September 14, 2004 03:28 PM

"Horses sweat, men perspire and the ladies, bless 'em, glow." So of course Ms. Walters, being a lady, would not perspire. But does she glow?

Posted by: ManFromPorlock at September 14, 2004 05:19 PM

Wasn't Babs one of the "aliens" being watched on a t.v. monitor in one of the MIB movies?

'Course, I don't know if that is better or worse than being a cyborg...

Posted by: di at September 14, 2004 09:07 PM

Wasn't Babs one of the "aliens" being watched on a t.v. monitor in one of the MIB movies?

'Course, I don't know if that is better or worse than being a cyborg...

Posted by: di at September 14, 2004 09:08 PM